While the deck has a tight mana curve, there's enough ramp to make sure Cloud can keep coming back and that you can keep reequipping him in order to keep the pressure on
Basically, the deck is super funny, super cheap, and super fast but also super repetitive, which means it likely doesn't have all that much replayability
The protector is always considered the defending player for any effects that need to determine the defending player for a battle
Hatterene Ability: Mind Hat Once during your turn, you may have both players discard a card from their hand
Thats enough to make up for the $269 cost and then shipping to even Australia if needs be
You can go further and transform Idol of Oblivion into a 10/10 Eldrazi token, which is best buddies with Brudiclad